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Buzzed Heads and Punk Bands

Mar 3, 2013

Location: Underway to the Galapagos
Author: Brennan Bok
Argo has become quite a scary place with the recent emergence of mohawks and buzzed haircuts. A particularly frightening haircut is David H’s, which appears to be that of a nightmarish clown, You might ask, why have buzzed haircuts become so popular? Because, King Neptune demands it for the Equator crossing ceremony. Yes, your Sons, Daughters, Brothers, Sisters and Friends aboard Argo have gone back to worshiping archaic classical gods. It appears that the ocean can make a sailor go clinically insane. Argo’s crew-members have also been separating themselves as either Pollywogs and Shellbacks. The full meanings of these titles are still mysterious, but rest assured future skippers will clarify what all this cultic equator gibberish means. In the meantime, all is very calm in the Pacific underway to the Galapagos. We are currently in the doldrums, having to motor our way to our destination. The rest of the crew and myself are very excited to be reaching the Galapagos, it is an incredibly unique place. Personally, I am fascinated by Charles Darwin’s work; being able to see his laboratory first hand should be breathtaking. Also, be on the look out for our first Telltale! Anna McBee and I are the Editors and Chief and already there have been some great articles written for it. I love you Mom. (Ding)