Location: Machino, Madeira
“Reality is just an agreed-upon illusion,” whispered Dillon in-between bites of a fruit that cannot be named. I can’t help but think that Liz would agree. She sees fairies in the forest and ghosts in their heads. But I know of just one apparition on this boat, and his name is Hank. Hank likes to yank the helm and reeks of a terrible stank. Or maybe that’s just Henry. A rainforest is a paradoxical place to be when it doesn’t rain. But it’s best not to think about it. Grace hit her head in a cave because she never had to think about it.
Joe is a tall man, and to be tall is to be mindful. Dare I say more? If the soul is a desert, then a canyon is a conscience, so who the hell decided a rainforest is a lung? I digress. Let’s talk politicsthe great Granola debate. Now I am a man who knows my audience well. A man who keeps his ear to the ground. A man dedicated to bringing you, my soon-to-be enlightened readers, the Truth. Yeah, you read that right, capital T, Truth. What does it mean to be granola, you ask? Well, opinions defer, but I’m here to tell you the cold hard facts. If someone calls you granola, punch them in the nose. Thus spoke Zarathustra.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who would repel down a canyon and those who would trance through a forest. We don’t speak about the former. Worry not, you concerned reader. Your loved one is well. I should know. What was done on this day will never be written down from a skipper such as I. Does this anger you? Apologies, I mean not to cause harm, rather I wish to inspire you, my captivated readers, to pick up the soul-sucking device you call a phone and dial the magic numbers. You must know what I mean. If they don’t appreciate it, know I will.
Sweet as,
Garrett Lee II
Art-piece 1- Liz, Joe, Arden, Charlie, Grace, Celia, Dillion (Looking for the Big Mamas)
Art-Piece 2- Charlie, Joe, Neptune Himself (Man wanted for Murdering his two Friends)
Art-Piece 3- Big Skipper (He’s Single Ladies)
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