Location: Underway to the Marquesas
Hello, all you fellow enjoyers back at home. This blog title may be confusing to some of you. If so, I beckon you to download or listen to A Little Respect by Erasure, then tune back in for the rest of this blog. Glad to have you back! Today was the official first day of our long and winding road, or sail, I guess? Today had much in store for all of us as we got to see a very mystical and mythical sperm whale sighting just off of our starboard side. Personally, I thought I was being lied to until we got so close that the whale spouts were unrefutable. Watch team one also has the best team synergy by far, dare I say, performing a dance routine to rival the most pretentious Broadway herself. With moves so fine they make you want to groove anytime, if you wanted to even feel the fraction of good vibes everyone else felt watching us boogie, please re-read my instructions above and listen to that song one more time, it’s a guaranteed toe tapper. Anyways, with this being officially our 3/4s mark of completion of this voyage, our work has ramped up as well. As we all prepare for Nacho’s oceanography exam, we all exchange glances of worry and quick nods of disappointment, as we all have yet to properly study for our upcoming test. I am not too worried because some have referred to us as the sharpest tools in the shed, so I have high hopes for our performance. Pray that everyone gets a good amount of sleep on this passage, as that is something we as a group usually lack, and it may be taking a toll on us already! However, I am an optimist, as some people have told me, and I believe that the foundation of this group of Argonauts is stronger than any seen before. I just know we are going to make it out of this voyage stronger and more cohesive than ever, but perhaps down a fridge, only time will tell. Tune in to the next episode of Blogmester
Yours truly,
William Robert Johnson H.
P.S.
To my dearest mother and father,
Is Order of the Phoenix the 6th or 5th addition to the great Harry Potter series? I really want to be right about this. And I can feel it in my toes when I said that Half-Blood Prince came after
(Mother, do not disown me for forgetting I cannot put sunscreen on my brain, so it may have gotten burnt.)